Asexuality (n.) is wanting people without wanting that.
Asexuality (n.) gets asked for a medical explanation by people who were never asked for theirs.
Asexuality (n.) is like not drinking at a wedding, where the abstaining is easy and the explaining is the work.
Asexuality (n.) is an orientation that most people can only hear as a delay.
Bisexuality (n.) is the worst because you can potentially be rejected by everyone, men as well as women.
Bisexuality (n.) is running the constant risk of seeing the girl you have a crush on kissing the boy you have a crush on.
Bisexuality (n.) is great because in a trash talking fight you can tell someone that you fucked their mom AND their dad.