A Nap (n.) is the snack of the sleeping world.
A Nap (n.) is saying, "Same day, take two."
A Nap (n.) is a wafer-thin slice of deathcake.
A Nap (n.) is a coma without the commitment.
Oversleeping (n.) is unwise — if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep
Oversleeping (n.) is unwise — Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
Oversleeping (n.) is a mighty poor way to make your dreams come true.
Sleeping (n.) is like a creditor that always collects, at a time of its own choosing.
Sleeping (n.) is done badly by nearly everyone and discussed competitively by the same people.
Sleeping (n.) is an appointment you can only keep by forgetting you made it.
Sleeping (n.) is a great reprieve — We are not hypocrites in our sleep.
Sleeping in (n.) is the body collecting on a week it was never consulted about.
Sleeping in (n.) is stealing morning from a day that already owns you.
Sleeping in (n.) requires no one's permission and everyone's explanation.
Sleeping in (n.) is considered lazy, but going to bed early is not.