Fox News (n.) is a high school newspaper run by the jocks and rich kids.
Fox News (n.) is responsible for doing to our parents what they thought violent video games and Marilyn Manson would do to us.
Fox News (n.) is TMZ for angry old racists
Fox News (n.) is like a reverse Mari Kondo, Put everything in your house as long as it sparks rage.
A Talk show (n.) is like a dinner party where one guest is contractually delighted.
A Talk show (n.) asks a man about his childhood so that he can mention a film.
An Talk show (n.) is an advertisement in which both parties agree not to mention the product until the end.
Talk show (n.) is to talk bullshit with an alibi.