A Housewife (n.) is the person who makes a household look like it runs itself.
The Housewife (n.) is the only laborer in the world who is expected to work for room, board, and love.
Housewife (n.) is a less preferable term than its alternative: "domestic goddess.".
Housewife (n.) is a profession, just like being a doctor or a lawyer. However, if you have several children, it's more like being an Indian chief.
A Lady (n.) is distinguished from a tramp in this: three drinks.
A Lady (n.) is hard to define, but you know when you have one in front of you.
A Lady (n.) is a woman whose presence makes men behave as gentlemen.
A Lady (n.) is not the same as a woman — part of the art of being a woman is knowing when not to be too much of a lady.
A Muslim woman (n.) is expected to explain her headscarf before she is allowed to explain her work.
A Muslim woman (n.) has her clothing read as an argument by every stranger who passes her.
A Muslim woman (n.) is talked about constantly and asked almost nothing, usually by people defending her.
The Muslim woman (n.) is engaged in projects for women's rights in terms we may not recognize, and from a vantage whereby they do not see their lives as deficient in terms of rights.
A Political woman (n.) is a candidate asked about her kids before her platform.
A Political woman (n.) gives a significant portion of her time to politics.