Irishman

wealth

Dublin

dad joke

person

collective noun

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light bulb joke

drinking

drunkenness

yoga

St. Patrick's Day

ambidextrous

beer

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handedness

There's a word for that

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Ireland

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Scotsman

is not at peace unless he is at war, just as the scots are not at home unless they are abroad, and the english are not happy unless they are miserable.

The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. George Orwell

is a person who is given to ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

is not drunk as long as he still has a blade of grass to hang onto.

An Irishman is not drunk as long as he still has a blade of grass to hang onto.

is one who needs three things: silence, cunning, and exile.

An Irishman needs three things : silence, cunning, and exile. James Joyce

is very often likely to become a respected man when found outside of Ireland in another environment. The economic and intellectual conditions that prevail in his own country do not permit the development of individuality.

When the Irishman is found outside of Ireland in another environment, he very often becomes a respected man. The economic and intellectual conditions that prevail in his own country do not permit the development of individuality. No one who has any self-respect stays in Ireland, but flees afar as though from a country that has undergone the visitation of an angered Jove. James Joyce

is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.

is a people who don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it.

The Irish are a race of people who don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it.

is so religious, if you tell him you are an atheist, he'll ask you if the God you do not believe in is Protestant or Catholic.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and asked if the God I did not believe in was Protestant or Catholic.

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