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is, for black folk, unbelievable because everyone knows no white dude would come into a black neighborhood after dark,.

is at root a cruel notion. Because he only gives presents to good kids, at a young age, children come to the idea that people with less are morally inferior.

Santa only giving presents to good kids instills at a young age the idea that people with less are morally inferior.

is so jolly . . . because he knows where all the bad girls live.

After all these years It suddenly dawned on me the reason why Santa is so jolly . . . It's because he knows where all the bad girls live.

is a lot like a politician, always promising more than he can deliver.

One kid looked up at Santa Claus and said: "Are you a politician?" Santa said: "Of course not. Why would you think I'm a politician?" The kid said: "'Cause you always promise more than you deliver!"

is a Christmas crea · ture by whom children are sometimes confused, often amused, but never refused.

Santa Claus is a Christmas crea · ture by whom children are sometimes confused, often amused, but never refused.

is jolly because Dad pays for all the toys, and Santa gets all the credit.

No wonder Santa Claus is a jolly old fellow: Dad pays for all the toys, and Santa gets all the credit.

is the rotund, red-suited gentleman who embodies all that is magical and good, and whose inevitable demise drives many of his young mourners into lifelong careers as cynics.

The rotund, red-suited gentleman who embodies all that is magical and good, and whose inevitable demise drives many of his young mourners into lifelong careers as cynics.

is a festively attired and high-profile serial burglar who routinely forces eight animals to perform a jaw-dropping feat of physical labor so that he can ply the children whose movements he monitors with the presents he has coerced hundreds of unpaid social outcasts to make.

Santa Claus, n. Festively attired and high-profile serial burglar who routinely forces eight animals to perform a jaw-dropping feat of physical labor so that he can ply the children whose movements he monitors with the presents he has coerced hundreds of unpaid social outcasts to make.

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