babysitter

babysitting

is a girl you hire to fool around with her boyfriend on the couch while your kid cries himself to sleep.

A baby-sitter is a girl you hire to fool around with her boyfriend on the couch while your kid cries himself to sleep.

is a person who gets paid to watch television.

a person who gets paid to watch television,

is one who feeds the baby at ten, twelve, and two - and herself at nine, eleven, and one.

A baby sitter feeds the baby at ten, twelve, and two - and herself at nine, eleven, and one.

is a teen-ager you hire to let your children do whatever they are big enough to do.

A baby sitter is a teen-ager you hire to let your children do whatever they are big enough to do.

is not experienced until she knows which kid to sit with and which kid to sit on.

A baby sitter is not experienced until she knows which kid to sit with and which kid to sit on.

is a teenage who's much more likely to keep an eye on your child if you leave it in the refrigerator

Allan D. Fisher. AMERICAN HUMORS BEST ONE AND TWO LINERS

is a term formerly applied only to mothers.