Quietly Shape A Day

breakfast

snowman

dad joke

cereal

Frosted Flakes

restaurant

French toast

diner

one-liner

binomial

trivia

chaos

Chuck Norris

scrambled eggs

bowling

Instagram

hotel

muesli

Drowning

Twitter

my wife left me

omelette

brownie

sexual intercourse

movies

coffee

smoking

European

day drinking

cell phone

dog food

waking up

hash brown

Lord of the Rings

second breakfast

American

America

gun ownership

is the optimistic meal, in which the whole meal is ahead of one.

the optimistic meal, in which the whole meal is ahead of one.

is the meal during which a husband reads while his wife is talking, or a wife talks while her husband is reading.

Breakfast is the meal during which a husband reads while his wife is talking, or a wife talks while her husband is reading.

is the only meal to which no one is ever invited.

Breakfast is the only meal to which no one is ever invited.

guest

hosting

is the tollbooth through which you must pass in order to get to work.

Breakfast is the tollbooth through which you must pass in order to get to work.

is a meal without dessert, eaten without wine, and served on a table without a tablecloth. It is best slept through.

is a meal that should always be taken before work, and if one has to work before breakfast, one should eat their breakfast first.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

is to be eaten like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

is the beginning, the first thing. It is the mouthful that is the commitment to a new day, a continuing life.

Breakfast is everything. The beginning, the first thing. It is the mouthful that is the commitment to a new day, a continuing life.

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