brushing your teeth

Chuck Norris

is, when done before breakfast, like washing your car and then immediately shoveling dirt over it.

Brushing your teeth before breakfast is like washing your car and then immediately shoveling dirt over it.

is, when done before going to the dentist, like tidying your house before a cleaning lady comes by, so she doesn't think you're a slob

Brushing your teeth before going to the dentist is like tidying your house before a cleaning lady comes by, so she doesn't think you're a slob

Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton