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is a fictional crime that the united nations has claimed in a wrongheaded manner to be as bad as real violence, with 'cyber touch' recognized to be equally as harmful as physical touch.

The United States government isn't alone in fighting the fictional crime of cyberbullying. The United Nations is also on the case! Now I know many of you scoff at that 'Oh, the United Nations is stupid, and powerless!' But America gave control of the Internet over to the United Nations, or weren't you paying attention to the Dangerous Faggot tour' It's like I told you at the University of Alabama. Cyberbullying isn't expansive enough for the UN, so they call it cyberviolence. And according to the UN, cyberviolence against women is as bad as real life violence. Amazing idea, the United Nations thinks women are so fragile that words can hurt them as much as sticks and stones! 'The report also argues that 'cyber touch is recognized as equally as harmful as physical touch,' suggesting that online harassment might be just as lethal as domestic violence or sexual abuse.'

is a made up term designed to curtail speech authorities and left-wingers don't like. When bullying happens over the internet, it is incredibly simple to remove yourself from the situation. You just turn the computer off.

Cyberbullying is a made up term designed to curtail speech authorities and left-wingers don't like. Any actual hurtful activities online, like illegally filming someone, or sending a SWAT team to a competitor's house as they play a videogame, is a more serious crime already on the books. When bullying happens over the Internet, it is incredibly simple to remove yourself from the situation. You just turn the computer off. Shoddy parenting and left-wing teachers and journalist who have little or nothing in their own lives beyond social media cannot comprehend this or prepare their charges for the awful things out there on the web. Bullies and trolls thrive on reactions. Just starve themdon't give them any attention! It does wonders, and if you can laugh at them, you will start to build up the thick skin you need to survive in today's occasionally terrifying online landscape.

is easy enough to put an end to simply by turning off your computer.

I will end my presentation tonight with a simple list of steps for liberals to take. We can add cyberbullying at the bottom. If someone is speaking on campus that you don't like: DON'T ATTEND THE LECTURE If someone writes a book you don't like: DON'T BUY IT OR READ IT If something on a TV show bugs you: CHANGE THE CHANNEL If someone is being mean online: TURN OFF THE COMPUTER

is not an epidemic, and is not even real. It is an effect of the fact that we have taught children to turn the smallest of incidents into vast emotional meltdowns.

Cyberbullying being treated as an epidemic in America is an extension of the problems we face on College campuses. I'd like to point out some of the major dimensions of this phenomenon.

is not real but rather is reflective of a progressive left culture that has left children thin-skinned, unable to unplug, and completely unable to process adversity.

Cyberbullying isn't real. But bullying and harassment certainly are real. Trust me friends, I went to school in England, they've got bullying down to a fine art. I know, because I was one of its chief architects. I was awful to my fellow schoolboys. The only person who regularly victimised me was my parish priest. But I kind of liked it. Shout out, Fr Duane. Similarly, not all victims of bullying and harassment are purely crybabies or attention-seeking losers. There are very real victims in this world, but uniformly, they are the victim of more serious crimes than simple bullying over the computer. I'm referring to young people that kill themselves following online harassment. One thing you might not know is that overwhelmingly these are young men, and not young women. To refer to a famous case, Tyler Clementi, a freshman at Rutgers, killed himself by jumping off a bridge following his roommate recording him kissing another man. The roommate spread the footage via social media, and his friends made mean comments about Tyler. To call this is a cyberbullying case is stupid. The roommate recorded Tyler without his consent. We don't need special laws to prevent this, because it's already against the law. Tyler was failed by his teachers, mentors, and the other people in his life including his parents because he was raised completely incapable of dealing with this admittedly unfortunate situation. There were several obvious avenues of action, including contacting the police and his own university or simply counselling to come to terms with his sexual orientation. We lost a bright young man, one of many young men who has committed suicide. This didn't need to happen. But it isn't an indictment of the Internet mean people have existed since the beginning of time. It is an indictment of a culture that left him thin-skinned, unable to unplug, and completely unable to process adversity. To repeat: the internet isn't the problem. The problem is not teaching young people how to deal with the brutal knocks coming their way in life. The problem is safe space and trigger warning culture. The problem is social justice. The problem is the progressive left.

is not real, but is an experience coming as the result of the fact that we have transformed our culture from being based on free speech, to one full of thin-skinned babies whose feelings must be protected both on campus and on the internet.

Consider the microaggression. It is a relatively recent creation on campus, one that essentially takes a magnifying glass to the most minor of annoyances in order to make it seem colossal. Isn't that the same thing as taking unkind words on the Internet and making a crying response video' Somehow we transformed our culture from being based on free speech, to one full of thin-skinned babies whose feelings must be protected both on campus and on the Internet. Just think. When George Bush Snr ran for President, they called him a wimp! George H.W. Bush was a fighter pilot and head of the CIA.

is not to be confronted successfully with rules and regulations. Instead we need young people educated and toughened up so they don't fall apart at the first sign of mean tweets or people ganging up on them on facebook.

We don't need more rules and regulations. You cannot fight human nature. We need young people educated and toughened up so they don't fall apart at the first sign of mean tweets or people ganging up on them on Facebook.

is a claim grounded in young peoples' desire to be a victim and make mountains out of molehills. They can claim it because cyberbullying is anything you say it is.

The desire to be a victim and make mountains out of molehills drives young people to claim cyberbullying, and the way they can claim it is because cyberbullying is anything you say it is. A bit like your gender at many of the best universities. Once something is labeled hate speech or cyberbullying, in the eyes of the authoritarian left it should be shut down. Or your Twitter account should be taken away!

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