income tax return

fraud

Making out your own return is like a do-it-yourself mugging.

is understood by the average man about as well as he understands an atomic bomb.

The average man knows as much about an atomic bomb as he does about his income tax form.

 if you make out honestly you go to the poorhouse; or if you make it out dishonestly - you go to jail.

is the most imaginative fiction being written today.

is a document it takes more brains to make out than it does to make the income itself.

It takes more brains to make out an income tax return than it does to make the income itself.