renting

mortgage

is always cheaper than buying if it flies, floats or fucks.

If it flies, floats or fucks, it's always cheaper to rent than to buy.

is sometimes cheaper than buying --- if it flies, floats, or fornicates, it is cheaper to rent.

If it flies, floats, or fornicates, it is cheaper to rent.

is wise --- The owner has one house, the renter a thousand.

The owner has one house, the renter a thousand.