Become Less Valuable After Use

Exist To Reduce Friction

Leave A Scent On Your Hands

Smell Like A Barber Shop

Smell Like Childhood

Wear Out While Helping

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I like my [x] like I like my [y]

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is a stuff where anybody who doesn't know what it tastes like has never washed a dog.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

is not always clean. There is nothing dirtier than old soap.

is a material which, above all else, changes a small boy's appearance.

Nothing changes a small boy's appearance as much as soap.

is a device used to repel little boys from bath tubs, and which should never be dropped in a prison shower.

is the one thing that the civilized man - who can live without faith or hope - cannot live without.

SOAP We may live without faith, we may live without hope, but civiSOAP 749 SOCIETY lized man cannot live without soap.

is a fish that slips from one and dives into the basin like a frog, emitting a blue cloud of confusion.

Soap was made by man for his body’s use, yet it does not willingly attend him. This inert stone is nearly as hard to hold as a fish. See it slip from me and like a frog dive into the basin again … emitting also at its own expense a blue cloud of evanescence, of confusion.

 celebrates its marriage with water by growing almost instantly into a Chinese fish with a gown of veils and kimonos.

This egg, this flat dab—this little almond, which grows so quickly (almost instantly) into a Chinese fish With its veils and kimonos And wide sleeves Thus it celebrates its marriage with water. Such is the gown of its marriage with water.

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is an inert stone nearly as hard to hold as a fish.

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