trombone

dad joke

musical instrument

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Post Malone

trivia

flute

one-liner

alarm clock

noise

life hack

handjob

is a quaint and antique drainage system applied to the face.

trumpet

is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument.

The trombone is too sacred for frequent use.

sacredness

is never to be looked at by the conductor. It only encourages them.

Never look at the trombones, it only encourages them.

is able to break forth into an awe-inspiring cry and awaken the dead or doom the living with its fearful voice.

In my opinion, the trombone is the true head of the family of wind instruments, which I have named the 'epic' one. It possesses nobility and grandeur to the highest degree; it has all the serious and powerful tones of sublime musical poetry, from religious, calm and imposing accents to savage, orgiastic outburst. Directed by the will of the master, the trombones can chant like a choir of priests, threaten, utter gloomy sighs, a mournful lament, or a bright hymn of glory; they can break forth into awe-inspiring cries and awaken the dead or doom the living with their fearful voices.

is able to chant like a choir of priests, to threaten, to make utter gloomy sighs, to offer a mournful lament, or to express a bright hymn of glory.

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