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When my parents told me there was no Santa Claus I was furious. I ran out of the house, slammed the front door, got in my car and drove back to be with my wife and kids.
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The three stages of life: you believe in Santa Claus, you don't believe in Santa Claus, you become Santa Claus
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Now that I've grown older, I don't believe in that Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny rubbish anymore, thanks to Jesus.
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