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dad joke

Christmas

Santa Claus

pope

work

toast (speech)

colleague

haiku

weekend

erection

pick-up line

improvement

employer

employee

life hack

Cockney Rhyming Slang

executive

one-liner

drug testing

self-employed

self-employment

leader

leadership

compassion

office work

funeral

thinking outside the box

hospital

earphones

competence

promotion

problem

vacation

supervisor

Santa clause

coworker

corporation

family

office

is tasked not with being easy on people, but with making them better.

My job is to not be easy on people. My job is to make them better. My job is to pull things together from different parts of the company and clear the ways and get the resources for the key projects. And to take these great people we have and to push them and make them even better, coming up with more aggressive visions of how it could be. Steve Jobs

is the man at the office who's late when you're early and early when you're late.

the man at the office who's late when you're early and early when you're late,

is someone people often complain about as dumb, but what they don't realize is that they'd be out of a job if their dumb boss were any smarter.

A lot of people complain about their dumb boss. What they don't realize is that they'd be out of a job if their dumb boss were any smarter.

is a person who's early when you're late and late when you're early.

A boss is a person who's early when you're late and late when you're early.

is all powerful. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

delegating

is someone who delegates authority, shifts blame and takes credit.

A BOSS is someone who delegates authority, shifts blame and takes credit.

's bad jokes are laughted at not because the employee lacks a sense of humor, but more often because he lacks a sense of security.

An employee sometimes laughs at the boss's joke because he lacks a sense of humor, but more often because he lacks a sense of security.

is someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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