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is a 20 mile warm up followed by a 10K race.

is a bunch of white people chasing a handful of Kenyans through city streets.

is just four 10Ks. Ok, fine, it's an additional 1.4 miles, but who can't run an additional 1.4 miles?

is just four 5 mile runs with a 10k on the end

is an event in which everyone hits the Wall. You can’t run around it, only through it.

In a marathon, everyone hits the Wall. You can’t run around it, only through it.

is unique in that the world's best racers are on the same course, at the same time, as amateurs, who have as much chance of winning as your average weekend warrior would scoring a touchdown in the NFL.

Marathon running, like golf, is a game for players, not winners. That is why Callaway sells golf clubs and Nike sells running shoes. But running is unique in that the world's best racers are on the same course, at the same time, as amateurs, who have as much chance of winning as your average weekend warrior would scoring a touchdown in the NFL.

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