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I criticised my dad for using imperial measurementsHe beat me to within 2.54cm of my life
I criticised my dad for using imperial measurementsHe beat me to within 2.54cm of my life
A lot of people are afraid of heights.Not me, I'm afraid of widths
I had a crazy dream in which I weighed less than a thousandth of a gramI was like, 0mg!