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René Descartes is at a bar. "Would you like another?" Descartes answers, “I think not” and promptly vanishes.
René Descartes is at a bar. "Would you like another?" Descartes answers, “I think not” and promptly vanishes.
Did you hear that Descartes once got run over by his horse because he dismounted before it had come to a complete stop?He really shouldn't have put Descartes before the horse.