salad, n.One-Liners

I’m really worried about eating salads after this E. coli outbreak, but lettuce romaine calm

I always promise myself I'll go vegetarian, but then everything seems to take a turn for the wurst

I had an terrible nightmare about making a gigantic saladI was tossing all night

A: Is the E.Coli outbreak over yet?B: It romaines to be seen.

A: This salad tastes funny. Are you sure you washed the veggies? B: Of course I did! Can't you see the soap bubbles?

I made a chicken salad yesterday, but i don't think it was very good. He only ate the croutons

A: Waiter! What is that bug doing in my salad?B: Trying to find a way out, sir.”

A: Would you like the soup or salad?B: no, I’ll just have the regular-sized one, thanks

Ordering a salad at a restaurant is is like going to a prostitute for a hug.