Latin (language)

foreign language

is not a dead language - it is an immortal language.

Latin and Greek are not dead languages- they are immortal languages.

is the mother language of languages that do not communicate with each other.

Latin is essentially the mother language of languages that do not communicate with each other.

is Gaulish, but tour guides need to say both.

Latin is essentially Gaulish, but tour guides need to say both.

is what you have if you read a satanist mass backwards. (tse assim, eti!)

Latin is essentially what you have if you read a satanist mass backwards. (tse assim, eti!)

is Greek with all of the interesting bits dropped into the Adriatic.

Latin is essentially Greek with all of the interesting bits dropped into the Adriatic.

is probably a dead language because people were tired of randomly summoning demons and casting spells in ordinary conversations.