accordion

dad joke

is an instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

is a terrible instrument. As they say, a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

is an instrument whose music comes from playing both ends against the middle.

is a bullet covered with dreams entering and exiting your ear over and over again ad infinitum

the sound of an accordion is like a bullet covered with dreams entering and exiting your ear over and over again ad infinitum

is a chastity belt that plays awful music.

An accordion is just a chastity belt that plays awful music.

is a giant lemon which, when you squeeze, synth pad sounds come out instead of lemonade.

An accordion is like a giant lemon but when you squeeze it synth pad sounds come out instead of lemonade.

an accordion is basically a harmonica with keys & bellows.

Accordions are like baby huggable pipe organs, but they don't come with crushing surround sound, so I totally get this.