air pollution

pollution

is something we'll have to pay for through the nose.

Air pollution is something we'll have to pay for through the nose.

is the forced conversion of all city-dwellers into chain-smokers.

The forced conversion of all city-dwellers into chain-smokers.

is so bad nowadays that, for all the watery eyes, they'lll soon have to sell contact lenses that come with windshield wipers.

Air pollution is commonplace nowadays. Everyone's eyes water so much that they're selling contact lenses that come with windshield wipers.

is so bad, the breath of spring has halitosis.

Thanks to the air pollution, the breath of spring has halitosis.