Claude Monet

dad joke

(of Claude Monet) A skilful but short-lived decorator.

is a man who colors pursue like a constant worry, even worrying him in his sleep.

Colors pursue me like a constant worry. They even worry me in my sleep.

is only an eye, but my God, what an eye!.

Monet is only an eye, but my God, what an eye!

is an artist whose work would have been even greater if he had not abandoned figure-painting.

Monet's work would have been even greater if he had not abandoned figure-painting.