dildo

tofu

is a man with the unneeded bullshit removed.

is a penis without the man attached to it.

is the most popular prosthetic limb in the world.

The most popular prosthetic limb is the dildo

is a toy whose use makes a woman appear open-minded, but if a man uses a fake vagina he's creepy.

If a woman uses a dildo she is open-minded but if a man uses a fake vagina he's creepy.