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is a device which, if tripped on, can send you falling down the stairs for an hour and a half.

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

 can never break; at worst it only becomes stairs.

an escalator can never break; it can only become stairs.

is the most efficient place to tie your shoes.

An escalator is the most efficient place to tie your shoes.

is incapable of breaking — it can only become stairs

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