Ferris wheel

aluminum

is just a roller coaster that can't commit.

A ferris wheel is just a roller coaster that can't commit.

A Ferris Wheel is just a vertical Merry-Go-Round.

is like paying for the experience of getting stuck in traffic

Getting on a Ferris wheel is like paying for the experience of getting stuck in traffic

if u think about it a ferris wheel is just a giant fidget spinner

is just a rotisserie for suburbanite children.

The ferris wheel is just a rotisserie for suburbanite children.

Words of wisdom from my dad: a Ferris Wheel is just a carousel on its side...

ZOMG. The ferris wheel is like a giant robotic babysitter.