Hollywood

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is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.

Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.

is a place where marriages take place so frequently that some actresses have signed more marriage certificates than autographs.

Some Hollywood actresses have signed more marriage certificates than autographs.

is a place where the only 'ism' it believes in is plagiarism.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism. Dorothy Parker

is a town where a marriage is a great way to spend a weekend.

A Hollywood marriage is a great way to spend a weekend.

is a town where a successful marriage is when the couple leaves the church together.

In Hollywood, a successful marriage is when the couple leaves the church together.

is a town where everybody is so two-faced when you go to the optometrist you automatically get four contact lenses.

In Hollywood, you automatically get four contact lenses. That's because everybody is two-faced.

is a town where if you are happily married for twenty years, it likely took you six marriages to do it.

One Hollywood star was happily married for twenty years. Of course, it took her six marriages to do it.

is a town where if you don't go to a shrink, people think you're crazy.

In Hollywood, if you don't go to a shrink, people think you're crazy.