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Driving a racing car is like dancing with a chainsaw.

is a sport in which to achieve anything, one must be prepared to dabble on the boundary of disaster.

To achieve anything in this game, you must be prepared to dabble on the boundary of disaster.

is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

is an outdoor ritual in which grown men in jumpsuits drive around in circles for the pleasure of inebriated car-crash enthusiasts.

NASCAR, n. Outdoor ritual in which grown men in jumpsuits drive around in circles for the pleasure of inebriated car-crash enthusiasts.

is simple. You just press the accelerator to the floor and steer left.

(on success in the Indianapolis 500) There's no secret. You just press the accelerator to the floor and steer left.

 would be much more exciting if, like in a skating rink, every fifteen minutes someone announced it was time to reverse direction.

auto racing I think NASCAR would be much more exciting if, like in a skating rink, every fifteen minutes someone announced it was time to reverse direction.

is like balancing an egg on a spoon while shooting the rapids.

is just someone saying "nice car" with a country accent.

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