Andy RooneyThinkers

The Computer is a machine that does make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

A Cookbook is the biggest seller along with diet books; the cookbook tells one how to prepare the food, while the diet books tell one how not to eat any of it.

The Cookbook is the biggest seller among books, followed by diet books, which teach you how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

The Fancy restaurant is silly — if you wanted a picture, buy a painting.

Money is the value of work already done whereas credit is the value of work to be done.