Brian Jay StanleyThinkers

The Celebrity is granted access to privileged places but is barred from common places.

Death is a process that transforms the body from earth's most precious to its most repulsive substance.

Depression is like a flying airplane: they must keep moving in order not to crash.

The Drunk is he who tastes his liquor least.

An Epiphany is a whim that sticks.

Fame grants celebrities access to privileged places but bars them from common places.

Happiness is the pursuit of nothing.

A Hobby is work for work’s sake.

A Holiday is an occassion on which we make donations to the economy in each other's honor.

Idealism begins as the love of what ought to be, ends as the hatred of what is.