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An Agnosto-theist (n.) is one who crosses themselves on airplanes and prays when when i'm sick. When someone else is sick one will keep one in one's thoughts, but when one is oneself sick, a higher power is entreated.
Bondage (sex) (n.) is cops and robbers for grown ups, but without pants.
Gay marriage (n.) is (prior to it having become legal), much like retarded people getting together to give each other phds. It doesn't make them smarter, and it doesn't make us married.
Homophobia (n.) is, among young people, animated by a paranoia and fear of their own capacity to be gay themselves.
Mother's day (n.) is a torment if your mother is dead.
Persuasion (n.) is only ever supported - never ensured - by facts and credibility.