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Abbreviation is the long form of the word for the short form of a word.

The Aberration is the pickpocket who hates crowds the pickpocket who hates crowds.

Ability is a special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.

Abortion is the interception of conception.

Absence sometimes makes the heart grow fonder, but more often makes it wander.

Abstainer is one who gives up a bad habit but takes on a worse one'that of bragging about it.

Abstinence is another thing that's never practiced in moderation.

Alcoholics anonymous is a fellowship dedicated to help people who have a weakness for strong drinks.

Alcoholics anonymous is an organization of alcoholics whose problem is not drinking, but stopping.