Francois CavannaThinkers

A Birthday is a day proving that even the most stupid have their day of glory.

A Chameleon is only the color of a chameleon when put in front of another chameleon.

Civilization is a beautiful girl sitting on a big heap of shit.

Living is a verb that only can be conjugated in the present tense.

Man (human) is a monkey that went in the wrong direction.

Science is the game in which the only rule is to find the rule.

Suicide is the only deadly sin you can never confess.

The Tortoise is the only animal that can make love to a hedgehog, but seldom has the urge to do that.

War is the cardgame of kings.