Groucho MarxThinkers

Absence is a quality most appreciated in some. For such people, it is when they leave that they become the life of the party.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off her feet, just as income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its.

Attitude is a bringer of pleasure to life. If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

The Book is, outside of a dog, a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

A Book review sometimes takes so long to write that one never gets around to reading the book.

A Clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

Divorce's chief cause is marriage.

Fate is not under the control of a man himself . . . the women in his life does that for him.

A Fault is the cracks though which you celebrate yourself and others, because that's how the light comes in.

The Fool is ingenious, so to design anything as foolproof is impossible.