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A Book is a friend who doesn't get upset if you abruptly leave it without explanation.
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A Dictator is one who lives in fear because he knows there are others out there just like him.
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Freedom diminishes pro rata with the number of pictures of the leader in the city square.
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Marriage is better than being single as it protects you from being rejected by a complete stranger.
