Joey AdamsThinkers

Adolescence is the age when a girl's voice changes from no to yes.

An Antique is an object that has made a round-trip to the attic and back.

The Antique is anything that's too old for the poor, but not to old for the rich.

Bankruptcy is a proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

A Bargain is anything these days that's only a little overpriced.

A Bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

A Boss is someone people often complain about as dumb, but what they don't realize is that they'd be out of a job if their dumb boss were any smarter.

A Budget is a complete record of how you manage to spend more than you earned.

A Communist is a person who has given up all hope of becoming a capitalist.

A Counterfeiter is a man who gets into trouble by following a good example.

Courtship is a period when a man pursues a girl who is running toward him.