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Bathroom is where your child doesn't need to go until you're backing your car out of the driveway.

The Chastity belt is a labour-saving device.

The Computer is the high-tech machine that enables first graders to make their parents feel like morons.

Constipation is nature's way of making pregnant women practice pushing.

Dress code is the unwritten law that teenagers must dress alike to assert their independence.

Hormone is the little critters that make pregnant women act demented.

A Night light is a safety device that allows you just enough light to see what you tripped over.

Puberty is the stage children reach that gets parents to start worrying about pregnancy all over again.

A Stereo is the device teenagers use for their experiments on how many decibels it takes to reach the pain level.

Swimming pool is what children often confuse with a restroom.