Kin HubbardThinkers

Abstinence is unpopular. Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.

Advice is never welcome. To get rid of somebody, one need only tell them something for their own good.

A Bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense

The Bee is never as busy as it seems... it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Being indispensable is often just a matter of looking busy doing nothing.

Boxing is picking up your teeth with gloves on.

Busyness is often just an act. Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

Classical music is the kind you keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Farming looks nice from a car window.