Leonard L. LevinsonThinkers

The America is a country that will laugh at African witch doctors and spend 100 million dollars on fake diets.

Antarctica is Snowman's land.

Awe is respect with the mouth open.

A Banquet is a $10 dinner served in sufficient numbers to enable the caterer to charge $50 for it.

A Book is what they make a movie out of for television.

Burial is being put to bed with a shovel.

Chicago is a pompous milwaukee.

Counsel is advice with a price tag.

A Critic is one who goes along for deride.

Dignity is window-dressing for a vacant store.