Leonard Rossiter
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The Cigarette is a foul invention emitting all manner of noxious substances. It is designed to annoy those who do not use it, and to kill those who do. The latter enjoy it more than the former.
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A Computer is a modem device for spewing out great quantities of scrap paper and incorrect information.
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The Concorde is a hideously expensive airborne contraption for getting from A to B, that befuddles the senses of the traveller even more quickly than other, more mundane, airborne devices.
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A Consultant is a person called in when nobody wants to take the blame for what's going wrong.
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The Economy is a complicated system involving bankruptcies, loans, overdrafts, and the like.