Leopold FechtnerThinkers

Age is something a woman conceals because a man rarely acts his.

Air travel is what lets us see less and less of more and more faster and faster.

Anniversary is like martinis - after a few you don't bother to count them.

Apprenticeship is hire learning.

Bikini is two bandanas and a worried look.

The Clock is a non-alcoholic eye opener.

Giraffe is an animal in which a little food goes a long way.

Golf is the most popular method of beating round the bush.

Gossip is a person who has a good sense of rumor.

Gossip is a person who is always the knife of the party.

A Harpist is a person who pulls strings to get ahead.