Mrs. Patrick CampbellThinkers

Libertarianism is grounded in the idea that it doesn't matter what you do, as long as you don't do it in public and frighten the horses.

London is a city where you can do anything you please so long as you don't do it on the street.

Marriage is a result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly burly of the chaise-longue.

Privacy is grounded in the idea that it doesn't matter what you do, as long as you don't do it in public and frighten the horses.

Snoring is never appreciated — as they say, laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.