Quentin CrispThinkers

An Autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.

Culture is television programs so boring that they cannot be classed as entertainment.

Decency is an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite.

The Englishman is one who thinks that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.

A Euphemism is an unpleasant truth wearing diplomatic cologne.

An Existentialist is someone who swims with the tide, but faster.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

France is that country to which lesbianism is what cricket is to England.

Housework is unnecessary, for after the first four years, the dust doesn't get any worse.