Robert MyersThinkers

Accountant is a party hired by a successful person to explain to the government how he did it.

Ambition is an itching sensation caused from inflammation of the wishbone.

An Ashtray is something for a cigarette butt when there is no floor.

A Bartender is a psychiatrist with vertical patients.

California is New York warmed over.

A Cannibal is somebody who lives off other people.

Chinese (language) is a people who think all Caucasians look alike.

A Dictionary is a guide to the spelling of words, provided you know how to spell them.

A Dog is a welcome waggin'

A Fish is a creature that goes on vacation about the time most fishermen do.