A.J. LieblingThinkers

Chicago is the Second City.

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

Knowledge is not the same thing as intelligence but they do live in the same neighborhood.

The News is People everywhere confuse What they read in newspapers with news.

The Newspaper is a publication in which people confusedly think they're reading the news.

The Newspaper's contents are confused by people everywhere with news.