Abe LemonsThinkers

Accomplishment is relative. If you finish last in your league they call you idiot, but if you finish last in medical school they call you doctor.

Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl with a big bosom.

Graduation is all that matters — as they say, "Uou know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor!".

The Physician is a success even when a failure. If one finishes last in one's sports league one is called an idiot, but if one finishes last in medical school one is called 'doctor'.