Al FrankenThinkers

America is the only nation in the world where all our poor people are fat.

George W. Bush is a guy who could not find oil in Texas.

Hell is on Earth. It's a psychological state, or it can be a physical state. People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell. I think there are all kinds of different hells. It's not a place you go to after you die.

Humor is not the opposite of seriousness.

Laughter is assent in a democracy.

Net Neutrality is not a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.

Newt Gingrich is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

Seriousness is not an opposite to humor.

A Service animal is able to raise their masters' sense of well-being.

A Service animal is useful in breaking veteran's isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, 'Hi' to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.

Whining is anger through a small opening