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The 1st Amendment liberals are always claiming to be repressed in. I say let's do it. Let's repress them . . . Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment.

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Airport security is easy enough to dispense with. All we'd have to do is get Muslims to boycott all airlines.

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Amnesty is an Obama ruse that wrongly claims will be a huge boon to the economy to give amnesty to millions of low-wage workers, who won't pay income taxes but will need a lot of government services.

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Anti-war is, in Hollywood an act of bravery on the order of the keynote speaker at a PLO dinner making jokes about Ariel Sharon.

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Christianity is a belief in the Jewish religion, but also a belief that Jews have to obey.

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Civil rights is, for the liberal, not about black people, but about abortion on demand, gay marriage, rights for the homeless, etc.

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College's campuses have become fascist colonies of anti-American hate speech, hypersensitivity, speech codes, banded words and prohibited scientific inquiry.

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Conservatism is more rife with con men and charlatans than the Democratic Party because the incentives are set up to allow people - as long as one has a band of a few million fanatical followers, to make money. . . and the democrats haven't figured out how to do that.

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Contempt is the emotion we feel for an opponent whose arguments are too formidable to refute.

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A Democrat is a firm believer in the welfare state for his own constituent, whether that's a crack addict mother of five or a Wall Street banker.