Ann Landers
Ann LandersDefinition.com
Adultery is a viscious cycle. If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
Definition.com
Margaret Thatcher is a monster. Instead of the usual headstone or statue, a dance floor should be erected over her grave.
Definition.com
Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money without spending it and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
Definition.com
Opportunity is usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize it when it comes along.
Definition.com
Persuasion is best done indirectly — if you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.
